“The best pizza on the east side. I would even say the best pizza in the Peugeot sound. Fresh, delicious, and done with the perfect Brooklyn style. That includes the people too, if you can't handle the sharpness of their demeanor then stop being a sissy. They are both actually really kind but don't waste any time so don't get that confused with rudeness. Get some pizza and everything else they have and love your life.”

“Topolinos Pizza are entirely handcrafted, the Neopolitan way. Hand-tossed dough, homemade plum tomato sauce, whole milk Mozzarella and the finest toppings, makes for the most delicious pizza in town.”